FAQ
What is SillyCrate?
SillyCrate is your shadow dropbox. Dump files. Get a link. Vanish. No sign-ups, no tracking, no sermons about your “data journey.” We’re free, fast, and allergic to paperwork. Privacy’s the only thing we polish—no logs, no names, no breadcrumbs. You’re a ghost here.
What files are allowed?
Bring whatever. Nudes, nukes, tax fraud spreadsheets—we don’t care. For safety, some file types (.exe, etc.) get auto-slapped by the server. Not allowed to upload something? Shove it in a zip...poof, problem solved
Do you encrypt my files?
No, and you shouldn't trust us (or anyone else, for that matter) to encrypt your sensitive data for you. Placing unquestioning faith in third parties—no matter how reputable—is a gamble. Platforms can fall victim to breaches, operate as disguised data traps, or be compelled by authorities to monitor user activity. Anything you deem sensitive enough to keep from prying eyes should be encrypted before it hits our server. Encrypting/decrypting should only take place on a trusted local machine.
When implemented correctly—and SillyCrate has been designed to simplify this process—the platform allows for true anonymity. Your diligence in managing data defines your privacy.
Rule of thumb: If it’s too spicy raw, wrap it.
Do you keep logs of uploaded files?
We keep a barebones database. Filename (so you can grab it later), file hash (to crush duplicates), upload timestamp (housekeeping). That’s it. Downloads? Visits? IPs? Ghosts. We don’t track ’em, don’t wanna know.
Can you remove my copyrighted file?
Yes, if you bring the paperwork. Please submit your copyright takedown notice to [email protected]. If the paperwork is legitimate (and Christ, the amount of bullshit you guys submit...) we'll nuke the file. Eventually.
Can you remove files that are defaming me or otherwise infringing my non-copyright rights?
Slap us with a certified court order, preliminary injunction, or a judge’s scribble that says “make it go away.” Forward the paperwork to [email protected]and we’ll yank the file. Remember though, we're not your therapist or you lawyer. Feelings don't move us. Paperwork does.
No court order? Cry louder. We’re not listening.
Can you remove illegal files?
No. We don't play cops. Spot illegal junk? Call the police. We’re not trained, paid, or inclined to investigate crimes. Your moral panic dies in our inbox.
Law enforcement needs help? Hit us at [email protected]. Bring badges, paperwork, or a subpoena. We’ll comply—quickly, no questions. Everyone else: Don't waste our time with fingerwagging.
Non-LE emails get trashed. Immediately. We didn’t go to cop school, and we’re not starting now.